"'I should hardly have thought, sir,' he said, 'that you had any
quarrel with mystical explanations.'
'On the contrary,' replied Father Brown, blinking amiably at him.
'That's just why I can quarrel with 'em. Any sham lawyer could
bamboozle me, but he couldn't bamboozle you; because you're a lawyer yourself.
... It's just because I have picked up a little about mystics that I have no
use for mystagogues."
The Arrow of Heaven, in The Incredulity of Father Brown, 1926
"'Besides, you have no business to be an unbeliever. You ought to
stand for all the things these stupid people call superstitions. Come now,
don't you think there's a lot in those old wives' tales about luck and charms
and so on, silver bullets included? What do you say about them as a Catholic?'
'I say I'm an agnostic,' replied Father Brown, smiling.
'Nonsense,' said Aylmer impatiently. 'It's your business to believe
things.'
'Well, I do believe some things, of course,' conceded Father Brown;
'and therefore, of course, I don't believe other things.'
The Dagger with Wings, in The Incredulity of Father Brown, 1926
"'You see, it doesn't quite do for a man in my position to joke
about miracles.'
'But it was you who said it was a miracle,' said Alboin, staring.
'I'm so sorry,' said Father Brown; 'I'm afraid there's some mistake. I
don't think I ever said it was a miracle. All I said was that it might happen.
What you said was that it couldn't happen, because it would be a miracle if it
did. And then it did. And so you said it was a miracle. But I never said a word
about miracles or magic, or anything of the sort from beginning to end.'
'But I thought you believed in miracles,' broke out the secretary.
'Yes,' answered Father Brown, 'I believe in miracles. I believe in
man-eating tigers, but I don't see them running about everywhere. If I want any
miracles, I know where to get them.'"
The Miracle
of Moon Crescent, in The Incredulity of Father Brown,
1926
"It's part of something I've noticed more and more in the modern
world, appearing in all sorts of newspaper rumours and conversational catchwords;
something that's arbitrary without being authoritative. People readily swallow
the untested claims of this, that, or the other. It's drowning all your old
rationalism and scepticism, it's coming in like a sea; and the name of it is
superstition.' He stood up abruptly, his face heavy with a sort of frown, and
went on talking almost as if he were alone. 'It's the first effect of not
believing in God that you lose your common sense and can't see things as they
are. Anything that anybody talks about, and says there's a good deal in it,
extends itself indefinitely like a vista in a nightmare. And a dog is an omen,
and a cat is a mystery, and a pig is a mascot, and a beetle is a scarab,
calling up all the menagerie of polytheism from Egypt and old India[.]"
The Oracle of
the Dog, in The Incredulity of Father Brown,
1926
Father
Brown's friend Professor Openshaw, after the priest debunked the fear and
mystery surrounding a book which appeared to make anyone who opened its pages
vanish:
"'But
you must admit the accumulation of incidents was rather formidable. Did you never feel
just a momentary awe of the awful volume?'
'Oh, that,'
said Father Brown. 'I opened it as soon as I saw it lying there. It's all blank
pages. You see, I am not superstitious.'"
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